Texas Man, With A Penchant For Romance, Has Passionate, Beautiful Sex With A Fence And Gets Arrested

A caller reported a man “outside her window having sex with a fence” Wednesday at a duplex in North Austin, according to an arrest affidavit.

Eleodoro Estala, 32, was arrested for indecent exposure after he was seen exposing himself and making lewd gestures around 11:25 a.m. Wednesday at a residence off North Lamar Boulevard, according to the affidavit.

The caller told police she was looking out of her duplex window and saw Estala, her neighbor, urinating on the side of the fence that separates their property, according to the affidavit.

The woman started filming Estala with her cell phone, and the man saw her and took off his clothes, the affidavit reads.

On first glance, this is a story of perversion and fence fucking. Seems like a story about a bro who had one too many glasses of a full-bodied red with the fellas and made some mistakes with a fence and his dick, as one does. On further inspection, this wasn’t the case. This was about love at first sight.

Flirting. Ever heard of it? As the story goes on, the motivation becomes clear:

According to the affidavit, Estala put his mouth on the chain link fence and stuck his tongue out.

The woman then saw Estala begin to “have sex with the fence,” according to the affidavit.

If that doesnt read like some erotic fiction, I’m not sure what does. This was about one man’s misguided attempt at romance.

Now, I don’t think that fucking and tonguing a fence is the way to get a lady to like you. In fact, I find it risky at a minimum. I don’t think that fence sex ever works but there will be one time when a lady sees a drunken man giving the business to a property separator and she just won’t be able to control herself. Sex. The sway of the fence will be just right. His motion will be erotic and enticing. They will succumb to their desires and seal the deal. It will happen once. Just be careful because good intentioned romance can turn into lewd and lascivious conduct in the blink of the eye. That blink was seen clearly in Austin. Unfortunate.