Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Who Will Be Changing Diapers For 5 Years Straight?

Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy for Kevin. Children are wonderful and a gift, but changing diapers for five straight years is a nightmare scenario. So much poop, man. Just so much poop.

Five years of blowouts.
Five years of diaper costs.
Five years of diaper genies.
Five years of one of the rooms in your house smelling like shit all the time.
Five years of grunting in a car seat.
Five years of baby ointment and powders.
Five years of needing a diaper bag every single place that you go.
Five years of needing multiple car seats.

Yikes.

The good part is that Kevin isn’t much of a complainer so he’ll probably handle it really well. No worries there.

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