Team Chemistry In The Flyers Locker Room Has Never Been Higher As They Are Now Banging Each Others' Sisters
You know all the mean, shitty stuff I’ve been saying about the Flyers lately? Like how they’re a bad team even when they play well? And how I feel like I’m trapped in a loveless marriage with them? Well I take it all back. Because as of yesterday, the Philadelphia Flyers Men’s Professional Ice Hockey Team is officially BACK.
This is exactly what this team needed. A team baby. Would it have been nice if Neuvy could have slipped one past Gudas’ sister a few months earlier so she could have delivered this thing right before the playoff push? Yes. Obviously that would have been huge. But just the pregnancy alone is enough to give this team the push they need to finally right this shit ship. To finally turn this thing around. If there’s one thing that will tear a locker room apart, it’s banging a teammate’s wife or girlfriend. But if there’s one thing that will bring it together, it’s banging your buddy’s sister. I’m not too familiar with the Czech culture but I’m pretty sure this is encouraged. No better way to solidify your friendship than by making a deposit in the bank and helping your buddy become an uncle. It’s a selfless act on Neuvy’s part and I couldn’t be prouder of the guy. Sure, it may make things seem a little awkward at first. But once the team has to come together to figure out how to take care of this thing and how to raise it, well they’ll all get on the same page and you’ll see that translate on the ice. That’s the true miracle of life. So congrats to Michal Neuvirth on the sex and congrats to Gudas for being an uncle. Definitely not weird or awkward at all. Every championship team needs a thing to rally around. This is the Flyers’ thing.
Look at the happy couple. Hope they name the baby after Voracek to really get that Czech Bromance brewing.
P.S. – Yes, Michal Neuvirth was married before to a girl who isn’t Radko Gudas’ sister but they are divorced.