Mississippi Man Found Hanging Upside Down In A Tree Whilst Naked And Looking For His Dog

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I too know what it’s like to love a dog, so I’m not willing to throw stones at this naked fella. You never know what could happen. One minute you can be on a little naked stroll with your canine best pal, and the next minute he’s gone.

Panic sets in.

You call his name.

“ELIJAH! ELIJAH! COME HERE, BOY! YOU’RE A GOOD BOY, ELIJAH!”

He is, after all, a good boy.

Elijah never comes. You don’t hear him scurrying about in the woods. Your dick is still swaying in the Mississippi wind because you’re naked as hell. You know what you must do.

You climb the tree and hang upside down. Still no sign of Elijah. You hang upside down while naked a little more. Your dick is flaccid and resting on your belly. Gently. Still no Elijah. Now you’re stuck and need rescuing yourself.

Disheartened, you thank the firemen and this long time stoolie for his help.

The search continues. Come home, Elijah.