Todd Gurley Should Not Be Allowed To Play Basketball Vs. Normal Folk

BUCKLED. That dude’s right knee was somehow going East and West at the same time. But only a lay up, Todd? Come on, Georgia. That was almost as disappointing as taking you #1 overall in fantasy this year. That was a perfect opportunity for whipping it out and going full Phi-Slamma-Jamma on these guys. But the fact remains that professional athletes in their prime should show pity on us common folk. Sad!

These cream of the crop natural specimens guys playing around with normal people. Like when Cam Newton decided to go super beast mode through some GIRL on the bubble ball pitch. That poor gal’s brain got cooked into scrambies ready to be eaten for breakfast.