Dumbass Florida Teenagers Threw Wood At Trump's Motorcade

NY Post — A middle school student has confessed to tossing a piece of wood at President Trump’s motorcade in Florida, police said.

The unidentified youngster is facing charges for hurling the piece of 2-by-4 at one of the vehicles in the presidential motorcade as it headed down Southern Boulevard in Palm Beach shortly before 2 p.m. Friday, cops said.

When officers from the Palm Beach County’s Sheriff’s Office questioned the suspect, the child “implicated” four other students who were involved in the incident. It’s unclear if they too have been nabbed.

lol teenagers are so dumb. Of all things to do on a Friday you decide to throw wood at the Presidential motorcade? Wood? Look you idiots, these cars are armored as fuck. They’re bulletproof. The windows are thicker than Larry King’s glasses. You could fire a nuclear warhead at this motorcade and it wouldn’t even notice, and you’re throwing wood? Little blocks of wood?

Come on. Everybody knows the best way to rattle passing cars is to twist up ketchup packets and chuck ‘em at their windows. Hilarious, great little way to pass some time. My brother and I got busted doing that when we were like 12 and 16 respectively. Guys slammed on the breaks, chased us down and tackled us to the ground. Joke was on them though cuz they returned us to our house to scold us in front of our parents but only person home was older sister. She pretended to be the babysitter and promised she would tell the parents when they returned home. Psyche! After they left we cracked a couple Coca Colas from the fridge and had a nice laugh. Parents never found out.

(Sup mom. True story, think it was spring break 1999).

Anyway, these teenagers are dumb. Who throws wood? Of course it was FLORIDA teenagers. Of course it was.