Florida Woman Arrested For Offering Blow Jobs In Exchange For Delicious Taco Bell

A Florida woman was arrested last Thursday after she offered an undercover police officer oral sex in exchange for Taco Bell.

According to WJXT-TV, Buffy Suzanne Bryan, 47, approached an undercover police officer who posing as a customer. She offered the sex act in exchange for two soft tacos — an order which would have cost her $2.14.

Bryan was arrested charged with offering, committing, or engaging in prostitution or assignation. It was the ninth time she had been arrested for prostitution.

Sucking a little dick for a soft taco is a deal that has been time and time again. I honestly don’t see what the big deal is. If someone is hungry and they want to suck a little dick in order to get a cheesy gordita crunch meal with a large baja blast, that should be their right. It’s her mouth, his dick, and taco bell ain’t free, folks. Telling people whose dick they can and cannot suck isn’t the business of the government. You can pleasure any adult penis in America for leisure but you can’t for business? Free market should rule.

If you wanna sling your coochie around for fast food all over town, that should be your right. It’s your body, ladies. Don’t let the government dictate what you do with it.