Idiot Scientists Suggest There's 8 Continents Now: Fuck That And Fuck Them

According to a new report, scientists have discovered a mostly-underwater continent called Zealandia.

The new continent is now 94 percent submerged underwater, although it includes notable islands like New Zealand and New Caledonia, according to researchers at GNS Science (New Zealand’s geoscience agency).

The continent is a 3 million-square-mile region in the southwest Pacific Ocean. The islands are connected by “submerged continental crust across a large area of Earth’s surface,” the authors of the study wrote.

It’s early so let me get the obvious out of the way first. This new continent is fucking gorgeous, so I’m glad that we finally discovered New Zealand.

That being said, I’m sick of scientists, man. Those assholes ruin everything. First, it was stripping Pluto from the planets list which is still the most dastardly act I’ve ever seen from science. Pluto is just cruising millions of miles away from earth (i think. there’s no way to actually know how far away Pluto is) and science swoops in and strips it of planetary status. Rude! Now they are trying this shit? This is an attention grab and nothing else. New Zealand has been there forever. The land under the water has been there forever. Don’t tell me that it’s new. I know it’s not new. It’s laziness from scientists is what it is, and I’m not gonna waste my time or yours blogging about it. So, scientists, until you come up with an actually new planet or continent, I’m not gonna write one single word about Zealandia (stupid ass name btw).