Adrian Peterson Tweeting About The Giants Offseason Moves Has My Full Attention

Don’t you do it, Adrian. Don’t you tickle my balls like this right before free agency and Photoshop SZN turns up to another level. Granted the Giants have a bunch of other positions to worry about more than running back and AP doesn’t strike me as the kind of guy that is going to take a big paycut to play in New York for a playoff team. Plus the Giants two biggest moves were cutting guys on the wrong side of 30 like Peterson and the amount of Vikings fans that have said that they will not shed a tear if he leaves is staggering. But it’s still Adrian fucking Peterson. The man with the rushing titles and baby knees. Nothing can ever go wrong when a New York franchise picks up an older player whose best days might be behind him, right?

However, you could also convince me that this tweet is just as much to get the Cowboys’ attention since there were some reports that they may be interested in him (which in my opinion makes NO SENSE). Dallas couldn’t beat the Giants without a running game this year, so what better way to get Jerruh pacing around his house and ready to open his wallet than him imagining Purple Jesus in Giants blue running all over the Cowboys defense.

Regardless of what the reasoning is, we can all admit that this is sexy.

God I love offseason free agency drama. If I can’t have NFL games, give me all the rumors and cryptic tweets you can.

P.S. This is still my favorite Adrian Peterson tweet ever.