Can A Dehydrated Fox's Vagina Help Women Find Love? Well, It's Hard To Say.

Seoul, South Korea - Inside Kim Min-kyeong’s handbag is a small, pink pouch containing a lucky charm that is supposed to lead her to the ideal partner. The object is said to deliver love to its possessor via powers derived from the spirit world.

Kim paid around $300 for a dehydrated fox vagina that was blessed by a shaman.

“It has the power to attract people,” Kim recalls the female shaman saying. “And it will help you get a man.”

The problem with being a blogger is that sometimes we are asked to cover things that are slightly out of our areas of expertise. This is one of those times. I have a cursory knowledge about dehydrated foxes vaginas, but I’m far from an expert so bare with me.

I don’t think that carrying a fox coochie in your handbag will help you score a man. I get the appeal. I really do. Who wouldn’t? It’s a fox pussy for Christ’s sake. That being said, fox cooch has got to stink, right? I mean, I get it’s dehydrated and all, but so is beef jerky and that shit can be downright pungent. You’d have to imagine that the vagina of a fox would give off the same odor. Not good!

Men don’t wanna hook up with or court a woman with various and assorted animal vaginas in their handbags. It’s barbaric! Romance still matters to us. You don’t need to dehydrate anything. Buy us a bottle of bourbon. Wink a little bit. Laugh at our jokes. That’ll be enough, ladies. That’ll really be enough.