Last week Charles Oakley blessed us with the phrase “Wine isn’t alcohol.” Which some how is simultaneously the most bad ass, Oakley phrase and the most basic bitch phrase I’ve ever heard. And so inspiration struck me. I was inspired to bring this shirt to the Stoolie girls. Its the perfect shirt for all the basics to wear while they hit up boozy brunch and post pics to Insta. We designed a whole new line for all the chicks. Get it, girls.