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The World Smallest Sculpture Has Some Shitty Tits

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One of the world’s smallest sculptures has been accidentally crushed by a photographer’s finger, leaving the artist who created it shocked.
Jonty Hurwitz, from Hampshire, uses a high-tech process called nano-painting to craft detailed representations of the human form in miniature.

Some of his pieces are just 100 microns tall and so tiny that they cannot be seen by the human eye without a microscope.

Some are small enough to fit inside the eye of a needle, while others can be balanced on a single human hair. It was one of these fragile artworks, ‘Trust’, that is sadly no longer with us.

Admittedly, I’m not an art guy but let me be perfectly clear: this sculpture has some shitty, ass tits. It’s not so much the tits as it is the nipples. Hershey Kiss clones, in my opinion. No disrespect to the artist or the model. In a perfect world, the smallest sculpture, which is no larger than an ant’s head, would have some nice breasts. But here we are. Little sculpture with some unbecoming nipples getting critical acclaim. Sad!

I’m not typically picky on the nipple front which is why this whole situation is perplexing. Usually when I see some shitty nipples, I just roll right past them. I don’t even think about it. Pay them no mind at all. It’s the internet, not everything is good. These nipples on the tiny, tiny statue stopped me dead in my tracks, though. But why? Maybe, just maybe, that’s what makes art so grand. Nipples so bad that you can’t help but notice that they are actually kinda good. Wow. Stunning.