Soccer Games In The Middle East Look Like A Lot Of Fun Aside From All The Air Strikes

“Gooooooooaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllll” – Donald Trump

Before we get started here, listen, I know that this is the Middle East and I know that they have a bunch of other shit in life to worry about. But for the love of god, it is the year 2017 and I can’t believe that some people still don’t know to turn their phone horizontal while recording video. Like I get that these guys could be taken out by an air strike at any given moment but still, think of the fucking aspect ratio when you upload the video to YouTube. Christ.

Anyways, yeah, looks like playing a quick game of pickup footy in the Middle East is a blast. Great way to spend a Sunday morning. You sweat out all the alcohol from the night before, don’t feel like a total piece of shit for doing absolutely nothing with your day, maybe cap off the morning with some Bloody Marys with the boys after the game and oh yeah, be within just yards away from getting blown up into a million little pieces. If that’s not an adrenaline rush then I don’t know what is. It’s also nice to see that some guys play the beautiful game with the respect and integrity it deserves. No flopping on that pitch. Unless you actually get hit directly by a drone strike, you better stay on your goddamn feet. Those pussies in the EPL could learn a thing or two from these guys.