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I'd Be Petrified To #RaiseTheCat With Sauce Castillo's Scowling Pussy, "Dribbles"

First thing’s first, Dribbles is one mean mugging motherfucker. That thing has the look of every single one of my ex’s combined. The fact Sauce’s father was able to #RaiseTheCat, let alone touch that thing and still walk away with his eyeballs in their sockets is a blessing. That feline looks like it’ll claw your face off at any given moment. However, Dribbles is a phenomenal name for a pet. Plus it works since Nik Stauskis plays basketball. Because, get it? The act of dribbling is a major part of basketball, well, at least up until the NBA when you’re allowed to take a 8 steps before hearing a whistle.

And that, my friends, is what we call a Friday afternoon blog. Time to A) Click here to buy a shirt:

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2) Raise that bitch:

And, D) CUE IT THE FUCK UP!!!