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A Wife Marched A 20-Year-Old Chick She Caught In Bed With Her Husband Butt Ass Naked Through Town

Warning: Video is NSFWish if your job isn’t cool with adulterous Brazilian butt cracks

DM – A furious wife frogmarched a woman naked through a residential area after catching her in bed with her husband.

She was filmed holding onto the 20-year-old woman’s hair as she paraded her past a series of apartment blocks in Cubatao, Sao Paulo, Brazil.

Her teenage sons and their friends can be heard howling in order to attract attention from neighbours.

The wife, who has not been named, followed her partner to a friend’s apartment before catching him in bed with the woman. She [then] reportedly slashed the woman’s hair with a razor before tearing off her clothes.

The footage was shared online by the family who boasted about the attack, sparking dozens of police complaints from social media users.

The wife posted on social media: ‘I do not give a damn what they think or stop thinking.

‘I’ll show you how you deal with the traitors of a married man. I just got this sl** with my husband, ex-husband from today.’

First of all, all the headlines about this video say that she’s “frogmarching” this girl through town and I have definitely never heard that before. So if you’re on the same page with me and had zero clue, now we both know:

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But while this seems kind of demeaning and the family being involved intimidating the naked chick along with posting her on social media also seems shitty…this is one hell of a way to send a message in that inimitable Brazilian style. I mean this is a country one of their states has seen over 100 people die because police are on strike and they’re basically living The Purge, the fact that she didn’t just murder her or give her a Colombian necktie while her husband’s dick was in her throat is a miracle.

So given that color, it seems like this solution was both effective and vaguely sexy a strong display of dominance. This girl kept her life, the creepy relatives or sons or whatever didn’t touch her or harm her, and you can guarantee no one in that town is fucking her husband again after this old-school public display that she is not the lady to trifle with. Donate the hair snipped off with a razor to Locks for Love to even out a little karma and I’m calling this a wash overall.