Going To Jail With A Permanent Erection Doesnt Seem Ideal

A MAFIA boss notorious for his permanent erection has been arrested after seven years on the run.

Francesco Castriotta, 42, was under house arrest awaiting trial when he scarpered in 2009.
He had begged a woman judge in Milan not to remand him to jail because of his painful condition, called priapism.

The drug king, who sobbed in court as he clutched a bag of ice to his groin, claimed it had been caused by years of cocaine-snorting.

I had no idea that snorting too much cocaine could give you a boner that could last the rest of your life. Just waking up with morning wood can be painful. You wake up and your balls are filled to the brim with piss and you can’t get it all out fast enough. Just the worst. You strain and strain but only a few squirts come out at a time. Painful!

I’ve never had a boner last a day let alone a few weeks. You have to keep it tucked inside the waistband of your underwear which causes it to experience a little friction which can make you even more horny. Just a terrible plight. On top of that, this Italian coke bro has to go to prison with a boner so determined that it can’t even be calmed with a bag of ice. He’s gonna strip down, spread his butt cheeks, cough and have his penis erect as hell while it’s flying about in the warm Italian breeze. Not the best way to start a 20-year bid.