What Are You Not Going To Watch This Incredibly Busty Gal Popping Off Shirt Buttons In A Viral Video?

It’s snowy out, you’re either at work miserable or home with your pants around your ankles thanking the grace of God that we got one good work day-ruining storm in before winter ends. Let’s not keep the bar for content too high today. So I propose we sit back and watch this very talented gal named Samantha Lily from Russia pop buttons off her shirt at the speed of light behind the weight of her hefty hangers. It’s definitely a talent, not sure how unique or how much skill is required, but it is in fact a talent.

You can peruse some more pictures of Samantha Lily here if you like big ol tit monsters. Though the one thing I will say looking through her photos…she may be a nice lady, maybe she’s got a hilarious personality and that warm demeanor Russian women are known for…how the fuck do you bring a chick like this home to your family and expect them to keep a straight face? It’s basically a walking billboard for being a big tit fetish dude to comical extremes, up all night bleary eyed searching Scoreland and or Boobpedia kinda tit fetish. And how are family or friends not going to spend half the time simultaneously staring into her cleavage and avoiding looking directly at it like a solar eclipse? It’s just a lot to deal with man, there’s enough pressure as there is. Sorry to all the FFF cup and above gals reading this blog but I simply cannot take you seriously in that setting no matter how smooth the waters for motorboating may seem.

PS if you like big ol tit monsters watch Swipe Drunk Love with me, Smitty, and confirmed tit monster Alyssa Rose tonight braving the snow storm at 10PM on Barstool Facebook Live. Cheap plug. Accurate plug.