Dude Gets Pulled Over For Trying To Plow Snow Using A Zamboni In The Most Canadian Story Ever

CTV- Police pulled over a B.C. farmer who was driving a Zamboni Monday night, foiling his attempt to clear the road in front of his house. The Zamboni was reportedly doing a bad job on the road, moving the snow, but leaving behind a patch of ice. The farmer was escorted back to his farm near Saanich, B.C., where he keeps the Zamboni. 

Be more goddamn Candian, Canada. You can’t. Upset of the damn century that this wasn’t a Todd and Gordo bit by the PMT guys. Barstool Sports has been making so many headlines recently that I would’ve bet good money it was them. Instead, it’s a real story and it’s the most Canadian story of all time. Just a happy-go-lucky Canadian dude trying to help his fellow man by plowing snow in a zamboni. This probably the crime of the century up there. The United States had the OJ Simpson trial and now Canada has the case of the guy who was just trying to help. A country is about to be divided. On the one side, he was doing a good deed. On the other hand, I don’t know much about zambonis seems pretty dangerous since their top speed is like 6 MPH. I truly believe his heart was in the right place so I’m guessing he’ll avoid the electric/being tickled to death/whatever goes along with getting sentenced to death in Canada.