I don’t care if King Felix has lost his fastball velocity over the last fix or six years. I’d rather watch him pitch than one of these flame-throwing assholes who have no idea where their fastball is going. When he’s healthy, he’s easily one of the most exciting pitchers to watch. Last year wasn’t a great year for the King health-wise, but he’s only three years removed from an ERA title and a Cy Young runner-up finish. Hoping he returns to the throne in 2017.