Nick Saban's Coach Rehab Works Another Miracle, Steve Sarkisian To Be Named Next Falcons OC

Well that was quick. We all knew Sark went to Alabama to be rehabilitated through Nick Saban sideline tantrums and constant football guy berating but we never expected it to happen this quickly. 1 quick National Title loss and here we are, OC of the NFC Champions. My only two thoughts are 1) I can’t wait until Sark flames out in the pros and has to go back to Alabama for another stint of rehab. Can’t imagine Saban was happy he left this quickly, probably going to hire him to mow the lawn or be one of those Cops that is always following Nick around after the game. And 2) Please, please, please, if there is a God, let Saban bring on Chip Kelly. I have never wanted anything more in my entire life. My 1 genie wish, the one thing that would give us endless entertainment. Chip Kelly trying to run Alabama’s bully ball offense, please.

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I really miss Football.