Larry Fitzgerald Is My Favorite Ice Hockey Player
The Arizona Coyotes are an unmitigated disaster. Despite having top prospects like Dylan Strome and Clayton Keller waiting in the pipeline, they put out a shit lineup night after night and currently sit 2nd to last in the NHL. They have a goal differential of -45 and Arizona State just backed out on their arena deal that would have moved the Coyotes to Tempe. So the team sucks, they got the rug pulled out from under them with the deal to move to Tempe, they seemingly have no chance of staying in Glendale and oh yeah, did I mention that the team stinks?
So in an effort to save the Coyotes organization and keep professional hockey in the state of Arizona, it looks like they’ll be calling on a familiar face in the state. University of Phoenix’s own Larry Fitzgerald.
Wish the Coyotes brought Georges back just so he could politely ask Fitz if he wanted to drop the mitters like a gentleman.
You can train and practice all you want. Some guys are just born with the natural ability to get themselves into high percentage scoring spots on the ice. Larry Fitz is one of those guys. You don’t become one of the most prolific offensive talents in NFL history by accident. Kid parks his ass in the slot, claps away and it’s in the back of the net. Nothing fancy. Just pure efficiency. Hope you’re all taking notes at home.
First time on skates and he’s already wheeling around with the pros. Meanwhile I’ve been playing my whole life and I’m still stuck in the Beer Leagues. Safe to say that Larry Fitzgerald is something of a prodigy.
Throw this guy in the high slot on your powerplay and it’s auto-friggin-matic. Worst case scenario, you sign him to the team and then Boston will trade you a 3rd round pick for him. He’s already got more skill than Zac Rinaldo.
P.S. – C’mon man.