Nothing But Respect For This Guy Who Went Around Eating Everywhere For Free On His Birthday

I found this quick video endearing. A nice little pick me up on a Monday morning. Just a guy going around place to place, eating free food. Nothing wrong with that. And as he said, you don’t have to be a fan of birthdays to take full advantage of it. Who cares if you don’t like the idea of having a party and forced social interaction with your buddy’s girlfriend. Free shit rules all day, every day. That’s something I can get behind as a supporter of the Red, White, and Blue. Does it matter that he’s not hungry? Nope. It’s his right as an American to eat gluttonously on his birthday. And that, he did.

From these eggs….which may or may not be cooked…like….at all:

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to a free burger and steak fries at Red Robin which I am a big fan of

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Over to JRox which everyone knows I fuck hard with. When I first moved to Hoboken I ate there something like 6 of my first 7 days. Took a big break from them soon after, but now I’m back at it.

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Free Hooters. Yes, Uncle Remus, I know the catfish are huge.

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Free whatever this is

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Hooters, Hooters, Hooters

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And a donut to end the day

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About 100 bucks of free food, not too shabby of a pull.

Now, that all being said…here’s what you gotta do. A pro tip if you will: Go sign up for the value card or whatever they call it at all your favorite restaurants (chain restaurants like Red Robin, Applebees, etc usually are the best bet). Set your birthday for a different day on all of them. Just scatter out a good 15-20 birthdays across the calendar. You’re eating for free all the time, not just on your actual birthday. It’s a genius move, and I highly recommend it.