This is what true love looks like pic.twitter.com/juTZDprLnM
— Jerry Thornton (@jerrythornton1) February 6, 2017
To paraphrase the great Brent Musburger, this is why you want to be a quarterback. To get all the hot girls. If you pull off the greatest comeback in the history of sports and cement your place as the undisputed GOAT, you deserve nothing less than having the World’s Most Desirable Fashion Mogul erotically dancing for you like a one woman harem. The greatest conquerors in history wouldn’t even dare dream of a goddess this seductive laying it all out there for them like this. Gisele just single handedly put the Erectile Dysfunction medicine industry out of business. Our national boner crisis is solved for good.
[h/t Neal Flaherty]