If The Super Bowl Sunday Scaries Just Kicked In, I'm Here To Help You Out
February is the worst month of the year. That’s just a stone cold fact. Football is over, it’s colder than shit outside, and the only two sports we have are the NHL and NCAA Hoops, both of which are in their respective dog days… Please don’t mention the NBA, idgaf. Not to mention we all have to get back to real life tomorrow and will be showing up to work depressed and hungover. Shit sucks, but I’m here to get you through that. I’m here to guide you to the light at the end of the tunnel. Hot take alert: Chicago is without question the BEST summer city in the world. It’s truly special. Imagine how miserable it must be miserable experiencing Chicago summers then having to move to NYC or some shit. Fuck that. Anyways, today is February 5th, 2017 the year or our lord (or however that lord saying works IDK). In just 9 short days pitchers and catchers report and after that we have nothing but blue skies to look forward to. Follow me to the light!
Photo credit: each of the follow pictures were stolen from Google
GOD DAMN I LOVE THIS MOTHERFUCKING TOWN!!!