Donald Trump Says Bill Belichick Kissed Him And Told Him He Loves Him On An NFL Sideline

I don’t like to speak ill of people around here, everyone knows that, but let me say this very loud and very clear….

If you believe this story you are the dumbest person in the history of planet earth.

For a guy who loves to talk about liars and “fake news” Trump is the fakest fake news motherfucker going. Just read that story and tell me who it sounds like. Does that sound like William Belichick to anybody at all or does it sound like Donald Trump? Does it sound like something that would happen in a Patriots fan’s wet dream? Bill Belichick, the most laser focused coach in history, took time out of pre-game prep to go kiss Donald Trump? GET. THE. FUCK. OUT.

In fact, I was lucky enough to be on the sidelines with Bob Kraft before a Patriots game this season and Bill Belichick came over to greet Kraft’s guests (not me, actual important people) and this was what he looked like.

Not exactly pleased.

So if you believe this story know you’re a total fucking moron. Donald, keep the Patriots name out of your fucking mouth. I’m sick of it. I’m sure you guys are all friends but enough of the bullshit stories.