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Coach O Recruiting Update: He Ate 19 Gumbos In One Week

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Does it get any better for Coach O? Dude gets to coach his beloved Tigers in his home state of Louisiana, and every single recruiting trip he makes is filled with gumbo. I mean at this point it’s fairly standard protocol of what to do if Coach O is coming over to your house to recruit your son. You make the best fucking gumbo possible. If you have a shellfish allergy, you suck it up and make some gumbo. If you’re too poor and can’t afford the necessary ingredients to make gumbo, you rob a supermarket and make some gumbo. I think to begin your senior year of high school in Louisiana they sit every football player down and explain to them this math equation: Ed Orgeron + Gumbo= LSU football scholarship offer.

Oh and how did Coach O do in his recruiting debut at LSU?

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A very solid top ten recruiting class highlighted by 5 star safety Jacoby Stevens who will continue to bolster LSU’s mantra of DBU (Defensive Back University).

Coach O. The Cookie Monster. Recruiting Savant.

P.S. LSU could never hire a head coach that had a shellfish allergy right? That has to be one of the main interview questions because without eating shellfish there would be no recruiting in Louisiana.