Dumbest Poll In The History of The World: Would You Rather Be An NFL Punter Or Work For Barstool?

Our boys at the Dan Patrick Show put this up this morning in honor of the Pat McAfee retirement. 28 fucking percent of people out there would rather work for this dumb ass company than be a PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE?? This is exactly why democracy is stupid. This is exactly why people shouldnt be allowed to vote for the President. Because 3 out of every 10 people are goddam idiots.

Now listen I dont want to diminish the craft of punting. I’m not gonna say that its easy. Doesnt matter what position you play, going through training camp and 16 games and all that is not a walk in the park. But what Pat McAfee is doing is insane, and the only thing crazier than that is this poll of people saying they would do what he did. The notion that there are some people out there that would look at me, and look at Pat McAfee, and say “I’ll take KFC’s life” is flat out PREPOSTEROUS. I’m sure a lot of people are joking and voting just for fun, but know this – if you truly think working for Barstool is better than working in professional sports, you are a complete and total asshole.