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THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

nice think nick

Oh for fucks sake.  I’d like to think this guy is just a really really big fan of the nickel back defense but I know in my heart of hearts that’s not the case.  He loves the band.  He loves the band so much he wants everyone to know he loves the band.  I don’t understand.  You’d think in a state where we enjoy a high class dinners at high class restaurants like Applebees you wouldn’t see shit like this.  Alas.