This Clip Of Melania Trump Is All You Need To Know We've Got A Hostage Situation On Our Hands

Melenia! Blink twice if you’re being held against your will!

This clip basically sums it up, folks. It doesnt get any icier than that. And dont listen to the Trump lemmings who are trying to say this video is fake and doctored and its actually being played in reverse. The video is real, and Melenia clearly hates her husband. Which is completely fine. I dont know why anybody even feels the need to try to defend them as a couple and shit. Of course Melenia hates Donald. Do you want to know what? 2 reasons. 1) Donald Trump is a bombastic billionaire that has recently be caught on camera saying he grabs women by the pussy and they automatically fuck him. And, more importantly, 2) Shes married to him. Thats all it really takes. #1 is certainly gonna get the job done. That will make your girl hate you every day of the week. But even if you’re just a regular dude, get married and eventually your girl will hate you. Its just how it goes. My wife hates me. Your wife hates you. If she doesnt you probably just havent been married long enough. Give it some time. Its just nature.

So yes, we all joke that Melenia has been kidnapped. We all joke that shes trapped by this billionaire President and what not. But the reality is Melenia is just married. Every wife is making that face shes just doing it in public.

But dont worry. Here they are enjoying happier times: