You hear all the time about how titans of industry are horrible fathers because they devote 100% of their time and effort into their work, but Tom Brady even beats that. He’s on his way to his 6th straight AFC Championship, he’s the greatest quarterback to ever live, he’s a legend, and the face of the NFL but he won’t settle at being the best at one thing. He’s gotta be the best at everything. On top of the best football player he’s gotta be the best dad, the best fucker (come on, look at those eyes from Gisele, she’s weak in the knees just at the sight of him), and just the best person ever. God bless him, he’s done it.
I am curious about one thing, however, who do you think is staring at Brady more lovingly:
It’s a real toss-up if you ask me. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t blame anyone because if I was in the same room as Tom I’d run at him with my mouth open like his carbon dioxide was the only thing that could sustain my existence, but it’s a close one here. Who loves Tom Brady more, the mother of his children or a regular man in New England? We may never know.
PS – Of course TB12 is a dad bag carrier, he’s such a sweetheart softee. My dad used to tell me that if you can’t carry the equipment then you can’t play the sport, wouldn’t even let me get a wheel bag or anything.