Leave It To KFC To Ruin Another Hanukkah For Me

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This fucking guy KFC. This miserable, miserable fuck Kevin Clancy. It’s the Holidays. Everyone’s at home with their families. We have the next week off from the office. Hanukkah starts at sunset. It’s Christmas Eve. Just a couple of religions sharing a day of joy and happiness and mutual respect. At least that’s what I thought when I woke up in the morning full of holiday cheer, let out a big stretch, popped open Twitter to wish all my friends a happy holidays, and instead saw this dickhead Kevin basically goose stepping all over my timeline.

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Literally starting Twitter polls about what ugly animal I most resemble while I was asleep in my bed. That’s how he decided he wanted me to kick off Hanukkah. Sad, just really sad. With friends like KFC who needs enemies.

Also the answer is the cat.

I most look like the cat.