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Trump Dismissed John Bolton For Secretary Of State Because He Hates His Moustache

Political And Business Visitors At Trump Tower During President-Elect's Transition To The White House

The IndependentDonald Trump passed over a potential candidate for Secretary of State because of bushy moustache, according to insiders close to the incoming US President.

Several of Mr Trump’s associates said they thought that John Bolton’s brush-like moustache was one of the factors that handicapped the bombastic former United Nations ambassador in the sweepstakes for the role.

“Donald was not going to like that moustache,” said one, who spoke on condition of anonymity. “I can’t think of anyone that’s really close to Donald that has a beard that he likes.”

State Secretary is a huge, UGE job. You’re the US’ number one diplomat behind the number one diplomat. So you’re the number two diplomat. If you’re going to rep the US to the rest of the world you better rep it well and repping it well is not repping it with this gigantic bushy, gross ass moustache.

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And I’m a moustache guy. I think they’re great. Who isn’t? But as with everything, there’s a line. You might like big ole titties too but if some chick’s got a set of those crazy ass like quadruple E tits that make her look like a cartoon character that’s not hot that’s gross.

Bolton here’s moustache is gross. And Intern Robbie actually made a good point about the “I can’t think of anyone that’s really close to Donald that has a beard that he likes” line. Trump definitely can’t grow facial hair right? 100% has to be the case. And dammit I respect the shit out of the fact that those that can are instantly disqualified for the job. I rock the same policy — you think it’s a coincidence that my intern sports twerpy glasses aka imperfect eyes? You’ll never see someone working under me that’s got great eyes. Never.

PS — Love that the Brits spell mustache “moustache” so I’m spelling it moustache from now on.

PPS — John Bolton, not a company guy.