My Favorite Instagram Account Is A Woman Who Smashes Her Face Into Different Types Of Bread

I can’t tell you how much energy flowed through me when I first got shown this Instagram account. “WHAT?” “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?” “WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT?” All questions that came out of my mouth simultaneously, so it was a mixture of shock, laughter, and the sentence “WHAT THE FUCK DO THAT?” I thought to myself that they surely can’t all be like this. But sure enough.

Even one for the holidays.

Every time it’s the same routine. A different bread every week. A thorough inspection of the bread. An admiration of the product. A ritualistic reverence. Then BANG! Face deep in the bread. Maybe you’ve heard of this before. Maybe this is something you already know about. But if you aren’t shouting about this from the rooftops, telling every human in earshot about this, then you are doing a disservice to your community and humanity as a whole.