Happy belated birthday to our girl! Paulina turned 28 a couple days ago and it looks like she spent the next 3 days in the club. I feel like its been awhile since she’s been tearing it up in the club? Like at least a month? Well she’s back and better than ever. Tits poppin. POPPIN. DJ showing off his white guy dance moves. Tatum giving Santa Claus the cold shoulder a few days back. What a time to be alive for the Johnson/Gretzky clan. I’m predicting a HUGE year from DJ on the PGA Tour. Huge. He had his best year to date in 2016 but 2017 is gonna be even better. Nothing motivates a guy like trying to keep his smoking hot lady friend happy. Two majors for DJ and two majors for Tiger. Done and done.
Also, all I want is one shot, Paulina. It’s not even like that. I just wanna party with you and Dustin in the club. I’ll wear my fanciest hoodie and we’ll make it rain. Hit me up in the Twitter DM. You know my Twitter handle cause I’m the one who constantly tweets at you. Ok bye.
By the way, I had to figure out how to watch someone’s Instagram story (professional internet blogger right here) so I Googled it and this is what popped up
Stay creepin’ y’all. I feel ya.