Arian Foster Is Doing Well In Retirement, And By "Well" I Mean He's Getting In 3AM Fights At Hot Dog Stands

TMZ - Arian Foster — along with his brother and father — was involved in a heated standoff at a hot dog stand in Houston this weekend … and it all started with shoe smack talk. 

TMZ Sports has footage of Arian, his brother Abdul and father Carl at Yoyo’s Hot Dog around 3 AM on Sunday … and at first, it seems the ex-NFL star is having fun with some local college kids. Foster says the other man’s shoes are “awful.”

But things quickly took a turn — witnesses tell us the college students felt Arian took the insults too far, so they began shouting back at him. Someone shouted at Arian, “You’re not even relevant anymore, n***a.” At one point, Arian says to one of the students, “F**k you, n***a.”

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Ah yes, retirement. The thing we all dream about. The reason you strap your boots on each morning and go to work in the freezing cold, so that in 40 years when you’re old and washed up you can enjoy the last years of your life in Florida struggling to wipe your own ass. I for one can’t wait!

But some people, like Arian Foster, were lucky enough and worked hard enough to excel in a field that allowed them to retire early. Sure it wasn’t exactly his choice, but he made somewhere around 37 million dollars in his NFL career, which isn’t too shabby. You know when your direct deposit hits your bank account and you feel like a kabillionaire? Now imagine having 37 million dollars (not including endorsements) by the age of 30. Not too shabby.

So shout out to Arian Foster for getting in 3am fights at hot dog stands. At first I was wondering what in the atheist hell he was doing, getting in fights at hot dog stands. But then I realized he just wants to be a normal person, and normal people get drunk and go to hot dog stands at 3 in the morning. So more power to him. Me personally? I wouldn’t be fighting people at my shoes if I made 30 milly in my life by the age of 30, but different strokes for different folks.