Texans Rookie Gets Stuck With A Big Bill At A Restaurant And Tweets It

Let’s do some quick research on KJ Dillon. He was a 5th round pick out of WVU. He’s making $450,000 this year, before taxes. And he just got stuck with a 16k check which goes up to around 18k after tip. BRUTAL.

But on the other hand, it’s all part of the game. Every so often you get stuck with a big dinner bill, it’s part of signing 4 year, 2.5 million dollar contracts. Sometimes you have to pay for $350 Henny shots because at next year’s dinner you’re getting 3 of them for yourself.

The Internet lovesssss freaking out whenever a rookie posts a receipt like this, but it’s still only 4% of his yearly contract, so the equivalent of someone making 50k a year paying for a….$2,000 meal. Ok I guess that’s a bit much. But the most annoying part can’t be the fact he had to pick up the bill, isn’t the fact that he ordered the cheapest thing on the entire bill

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it’s the fact he did it while this motherfucker Brock Osweiler

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was probably picking filet mignon out of his teeth the entire time. That’s what would drive me up the wall. Just sharing a dinner with ol’ $37 million guaranteed ass Brock Osweiler.