How About Crazy Intern Robbie Taking Today Off For Math Homework Then Tweeting He's At Star Wars For The 3rd Time?


So Crazy Intern Robbie comes in on Tuesdays and Fridays. Not really sure what he does but he comes in and hops into the intern farm and just is here. Guess he’s in school and class the other days or something. Well yesterday he texts me to say he needs today off.

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I said sure. I mean basically anyone that’s ever read Barstool and likes politics begs me to make them my intern and he probably coulda done his mysterious self-paced algebra thing over the weekend to free up time for his “dream job” internship or at least told me he was writing a blog on the Syrian genocide and to check my fucking time stamps but I’m a nice guy and famously academic so I understand the exam-time grind and said sure. No problem buddy.

Then last night he tweets this.

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What the fuck dude? You can disrespect me in private or in person that’s one thing. Don’t mind that. But to hop on twitter and just rub it in my face? “Hey I’m doing algebra all day just kidding I’m at Star Wars for the THIRD FUCKING TIME suck it boss.” Ridiculous move.

Then his defense was some shit about a math lab.

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Not sure what that means but can only assume he meant meth lab. That’s obviously a whole nother can of worms but here we are again with Crazy Intern Robbie doing crazy ass Intern Robbie things.

Intern royal rumble tonight. I wouldn’t sleep on Robbie. Even I make sure I keep not one but two eyes on this fucking guy.