She started yelling at him, and at one point he grabbed her. That’s when a coworker at the store started throwing sex toys at him. Eventually, he fled the store empty-handed.
“I think he was a coward,” said the store’s other employee. “Coming in and trying to get over on two females and not realizing that were pretty feisty.”
People commit crimes for a litany of reasons. Maybe you are down on your luck and you feel that you have no other options. Maybe you walk into a sex shop looking for a fire new dildo for your significant other, you know, the one with the little vibrating tongue that looks like a piece of pizza, and see a crime of opportunity. Whatever your reason is, it’s safe to say that this long time stoolie wasn’t expecting to be pelted with dildos and insults when he pulled his fake gun on the manager of a sex toy shop in California.
From thinking that you were some bad ass robber to getting dildos thrown at you at a cyclic rate must be a mind fuck. Dildos were flying at this poor fella like snow balls in Elf.
And to top it off, the way that the manager called him a coward is so damn hurtful. She didn’t even insult him directly by calling him a coward. She told her co-worker that “I think he’s a coward. Coming to try and get it over on two women.” Ouch. I use that type of logic on my kids to my wife. “Well, babe. I guess she doesn’t want any Christmas presents because she didn’t finish her peas.” Rough day for this would-be robber. There’s no doubt about that.