Thanks To Jim Harbaugh From Now On All My Enemies Will Be Known As Jive Turkies

Jim Harbaugh In Response to The Rumors of Him Leaving Michigan for the Rams Job

“A lot of this talk is coming from our enemies,” he said. “From coaches who, and you know the names. You probably know the names of the top three that I’m referring to. They like to say (I’m leaving) to the media, they like to tell that to recruits and their families to try to manipulate them into going into another school besides Michigan.
“But we know them as jive turkeys.”

First of all anybody who thought Jim Harbaugh would leave Michigan before beating Ohio State is an absolute pea brain. There is negative infinity chance that was happening especially with the heartbreaking way we lost this year. Just a bunch of Jive Ass Turkies talking Jive ass shit. But I’m actually glad all our enemies started these rumors. Why? Because from this day forward for the rest of my life I will be referring to all my sworn enemies as Jive Ass Turkies.

Examples

Bill Simmons – Jive Ass Turkey

Cheeseboy – Jive Ass Turkey

Roger Goodell – Jive Ass Turkey

Bob Kravitz – Jive Ass Turkey

Univision – Jive Ass Turkeys