I Would Do Anything To Be Smoked In The Head By An Amazon Drone

Sure. Amazon Prime Air, who completed its first delivery in just 13 minutes last week, is awesome. We just got same day delivery for free in San Antonio and it’s dope. This isnt about that. This is about getting paid by one of the most wealthy companies in the world. When I get walloped by a drone, I will be

I need to be absolutely maimed by a flying drone. I want one to come flying out of the sky and put me in a concussion for at least 2 weeks. “Alexa, damn near murder me.” The trauma that I would experience would be truly incredible and breathtaking. My family would be beyond thrilled at my pain and suffering. They would rejoice in the streets at our good fortune that was brought to us by my bad fortune. I could ride off into the sunset with my memory just a little bit worse but my pockets bulging. The pictures would be gruesome because the blood would clot in my beard. I cant wait.

I would also accept being run over by a self-driving car. Holler at me, Google.