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Former Beatle Mic Jagger Still Fucks; Becomes Dad Again At 73

Rolling Stones frontman Sir Mick Jagger has become a father again at age of 73, his publicist has confirmed.
The singer already has seven children whose ages range from 17 to 45 and he became a great-grandfather in 2014.
His 29-year-old girlfriend, American ballerina Melanie Hamrick, gave birth to a boy in New York on Thursday, the singer’s publicist Bernard Doherty said.
A statement said Hamrick and Sir Mick were “both delighted” at the birth.
It added: “Mick was at the hospital for the arrival.

Mic Jagger (who looks a little bit like my mother in law) still fucks at 73 (not sure if my mother in law does). Good for him. Talk about ruining the twilight of great life. Sure, he’s had sex with all kinds of models and shit. But why on earth would you not get a vasectomy? I got a vasectomy at the age of 32 and the little pinch in my testicles was well worth the pain. It wasn’t even that bad. Felt like someone steps on your balls a little bit with some golf shoes and then it’s over. Mic is still slinging his semen with an intact vas deferens at 73. No way. I mean, I’m sure that he’s got nannies and all the help that rich people do but still. I have a hard and fast rule in place. When you’re already a great grandfather, like Jagger is, you shouldn’t be having more kids. Just the facts.

PS: I know he’s not a Beatle but you still clicked, bitcc.