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The Game Doesn't Start For 7 Hours And Raiders And Chiefs Fans Are Alllllll Drunk

Forget the game, we need cameras on the crowd at all times. ALL TIMES. Like how during the NCAA championships they have 8 different ESPN channels showing different shots at all times, we need 3 dedicated cameramen scanning the crowd at all times. There won’t be a sober person as far as the eye can see, and the fights are going to be downright vicious.

These guys

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vs

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these guys.

Maniac Raiders fans on 3 day (week/month/year) benders vs fat, BBQ eating Chiefs fans who have been tailgating since noon. Nobody has jobs, the Raiders are drying out airplanes, the over/under is set at 15 arrests and 2.5 deaths. Good luck!