Dude Chops Off His Dick Because He Hasn't Had Sex With His Wife In 10 Years
Daily Mail – A sexually frustrated husband, who claims his wife had not slept with him in a decade, has taken matters into his own hands in a bizarre manner. Ghasi Ram, 37, from India, cut off his own penis after losing his cool.
He had come home drunk and started pestering his wife Manjhri Devi, 34, for sex. When she turned down his demands, he sliced off his manhood and collapsed on the floor after grabbing a knife.
Well I guess that answers the age old question “do you lose it if you don’t use it?”. The answer is a resounding yes. Not out of natural causes but out of pure frustration. Poor Ghasi Ram. First of all, the guy has to live in India. Probably the smelliest, most disgusting country anybody can ever be forced to live in. He probably works at some shit dead-end job, he’s 37 and probably has no idea where his life went. All he wants to do is to be able to come home from work and bump uglies with the ol’ ball and chain. And he gets denied for 10 straight years in a row? 10 years of begging your wife from sex on a nightly basis only to come home every day to her already where her no-sex pants? Well how can you blame the guy?
Now here’s what I think happened. I don’t know whether Barstool has made it’s way over to India yet. But I’m almost positive that Ghasi is a Stoolie. And in being a Stoolie, he probably read the blog a few days ago about how that dude with a bionic penis is getting offers left and right from ladies who want to bang his brains out. So Ghasi Ram–being the sly dog that he is–decided to chop off his dick in the hopes that he, too, can get a bionic replacement and then he’ll be having all the sex he can handle afterwards. It’s a bold move, Cotton. Let’s see how it plays out for him.
P.S. – is this really what I have to look forward to one day in marriage? Is this really what life comes down to? Yikes.
Oh, and here’s a pic of the wife I think. What a sexy little minx. I totally see why he’s so desperate to make the intercourse with her. Meow.
