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High School Wrestler Lives Out Every Kid's Dream, Suplexes His Principal In Front Of Whole School

Now before Nate and the wrest of the wrestling hardo community comes at me for this, I realize that probably wasn’t technically a quote-unquote “suplex”. But I don’t know what else to call it so suplex was the best thing I could come up with.

Either way, what a Friday this kid must be having. Every kid who was in that gymnasium is going to talk about this moment for the rest of their lives. Any time there is any sort of reunion, one of the first things to get brought up will be “hey, remember that time when Kawika murdered the principal at that pep rally? That was so fucking awesome”.

Kid body slammed his principal straight to hell and had an entire hype squad there to cheer him on. And the thing is that this principal is probably super chill. Any principal who willingly volunteers to get tossed by some meat head 18-year-old like that has to be pretty cool. So I doubt the kid actually wanted to murder him. But even if he’s one of those “I like to put the ‘pal’ in principal” type of guys, it’s still every kid’s dream to fuck up the authority figure like that. Kawika got an opportunity to do it without any repercussions and took full advantage of it. Think that just goes to show that he’s ready for the real world. Westlake High should be proud.

@BarstoolJordie