This motherfucker. Does he really have a $100,000,000 check just laying around from May of 2015? Probably not. At the same time though, I don’t think he’s smart enough to backdate a check like that, so I’m actually very confused by this. Maybe one of his people (the people he hires because he can’t read) had the idea to do it? Gotta be.
Because there is NO CHANCE he wrote that caption. NONE. He maybe, possibly said it out loud, but he didn’t type those comas and apostrophes and the like. Zero fucking chance. Do you think he even knows what an apostrophe is? I’m going to say no.
But anyway, this all stems from an Instagram video that I’m not going to post out of respect for you of Kevin Hart telling jokes to T.I. and he says for him to take his “Mayweather father face ass up outta here.” I don’t really know what that means, but Mayweather was so taken a back by it he had to remind them that they wear watches, he owns time pieces. Which is kind of a power move I guess?
Funny thing is, I don’t really have a problem with Money Mayweather flaunting his wealth in everyone’s face. If I had $100,000,000 in the bank I’d probably do it too. It’s just that he has so much money and is still so insecure about himself. “Father face ass” is a trigger? Sad!
PS: Still my favorite video of all time: