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The Story Of How JFK Went To A Theater To Watch Porn While Election Results Came Out Was The Bright Spot Of Last Night

“What you do is you go to dinner at this time,” he said. “Tip [O’Neill], used to do this, my first guy I worked with in ’72, Wayne Owens did this; Jack Kennedy did with Ben Bradlee, his buddy. They went out to see a porn movie.”

“What?!” Rachael Maddow exclaimed.

“Oh yeah, during the West Virginia — I mean, [they] didn’t want to be anywhere near news.”

Matthews then clarified that JFK and the future Washington Post titan “tried to go to a nice [theater], but that was closed, they couldn’t get in. So they went to the other one.” [via Uproxx]

Probably the least shocking story in the history of stories but still. Love to hear it especially in the middle of that election. JFK couldn’t stand the anxiety of waiting for election results so he did what any stressed out guy would do. Grab his buddy and head to the movie theater to watch some porn on the big screen. Classic JFK.

Good news is Trump is definitely a porn guy so maybe they’ll end up having a lot in common.

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