Old Dallas Cowboys Execs Try To Stay "With It", Do A Shit Attempt At The Mannequin Challenge From Their Private Jet

Sweet efficieny trying to pull off something that requires you to be perfectly still in a setting where you’re moving at 500mph. And this team is 7-1? Actually surprised they couldn’t do this better as Jerry Jones is starting to resemble a lifeless corpse. Even more shocked they attempted to do something relevant. They could’ve Planked all over the place or Macarina’d their old balls off and I wouldn’t have batted an eye. All in all this piss poor attempt at the Mannequin craze only proves old people, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. Albeit, that purpose is solely reminding the rest of society that the elderly should never try to unironically be hip or lit or whatever you young fucks are making up nowadys. If I’m already like Grandpa Simpson and falling out of favor of what “It” is, I can’t even imagine how far Jerry Jones and his old coot crew are from reality.