New Loch Ness Monster Discovered In Alaska (Bonus Video of the Providence Sea Monster)

First things first. I’d be so pissed if I was a real Loch Ness monster guy. I’m talking the Scottish one. I mean they’ve been trying to prove that Nessie exists for 1,000 years and then this new Alaskan Loch Ness Monster just comes struttin that ass out of the blue and steals all the headlines on Halloween no less. There literally has to be Loch Ness experts jumping off bridges in Scotland right now.

Regardless I’m still excited about this development. After all everybody knows I’m a huge mythical creature guy. Don’t care whether it’s the Loch Ness Monster, a haunted house, Big Foot, General Sherman, UFO’s or what. Prove something that can’t exist exists and I’m happy. Next up. The Providence Sea Monster. Still the most mythical of all mythical sea creatures.

And yes this video is an all time classic. Top 10 videos ever.