(Source) Legendary Bob Barker is returning to his old stomping grounds! CBS has announced it will be honoring Barker on The Price Is Right with a week of shows from Dec. 9 – Dec. 13. Each day will feature pet adoptions, a cause near and dear to Bob’s heart. (You know how he likes to remind everyone of the importance of having your pet spayed or neutered.)
On Thursday of that week (Dec. 12), Barker will surprise the studio audience by making a rare appearance on The Price Is Right, which is his 90th birthday. He’ll even get to present a special showcase! (The episode has already been taped.) We’re happy to see that Barker seems to have patched things up with the show. Last year, he was not invited to participate in the 40th anniversary events, telling AP that producers “chose to ignore me.” Harumph! Drew Carey took the Price Is Right microphone from Barker in 2007.
Well this is just about the best news ever. Like the Beatles getting back together only 1 million times cooler and more important. Just as momentous as an occasion can get. Bob Barker is a walking legend. Like if MJ could lace them up tomorrow and drop 55. Or Barry Sanders rushing for 250 yards next Sunday. No doubt in my mind Bob Barker will crush this because that’s what he does. Bright lights are where he shines, and honestly if I’m Drew Carey I’m absolutely shaking in my boots. I wouldn’t be surprised if Bob walks on set, gives Drew Carey a swirly, then makes him stand guard outside of his trailer while he bangs all of the beauties in some awesome suck and fuck fest. Yeah Bob Barker may be 90 but you can’t tell me this isn’t a move to get pussy, I won’t believe it, you won’t believe it, and America won’t believe it. Bob Barker is back to do 2 things. 1 get everyone’s pets spayed and neutered and 2 put his dick in as many holes as possible. Have a week Bob, have a week.