Vivid Pictures Releases Virtual Reality Porn Of Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape

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NY Post – A porn studio has made a virtual reality version ofKim Kardashian’s sex tape which lets viewers join in with the action. Vivid Entertainment has unveiled a new “experience” which brings the famous sex tape to life using the latest immersive technology. In the video, the viewer finds themselves sitting on a bed watching the Kardashian sex tape. After watching the real Kardashian in action, a lookalike steps into the shot and begins to perform for the helmet-wearing viewer. “Hi there, I like your room,” she says. “I know you bought the video because you wanna see me. Why don’t we just play here?” She then sets about pleasuring herself with a sex toy as you watch from the comfort of your own bed. It’s unknown whether Kardashian approved of the release, but The Sun has reached out to Kardashian’s publicist for comment. Vivid is currently charging $119.97 a year for membership to their website.

The future is now, folks. You can basically kinda fuck Kim Kardashian if you want. Turn yourself into a virtual Ray J. The possibilities with VR porn is legit limitless. Its basically like Highlights Without Rights but with fucking. Think of a famous chick, in a famous situation, and you can stroke your dick to some 3D porn of her. Wanna bang Pam Anderson on that yacht and play the role of Tommy Lee? You can. You can play JFK and bang Marilyn Monroe. You wanna stick a cigar in Monica Lewinsky and pretend your Bill Clinton? Strap those googles on, brotha! Lets rewind it back and fuck Helen of Troy! Get that virtual beak wet, Paris!

Lets just hope there isnt some creepy stigma attached to VR porn. That way we can all put on a helmet and immerse ourselves in some 3 dimensional sex and get our rocks off. Gonna be a lot more awkward when I sneak out of bed at night and head into the bathroom with a giant virtual reality helmet under my arms but whatever. This is gonna be the new normal when it comes to crackin stick.